Triple Frontier

Netflix’s latest heist movie Triple Frontier shows promise but ends up settling for the same tropes that all corny military movies have. Your gun loving neighbor will love this one.

Miss Bala

Miss Bala finished third in the box office ratings in its opening weekend. Even in a slower movie season this one is not worth your time.

Velvet Buzzsaw

Only weeks removed from Netflix original Birdbox, it’s easy to believe that the people running the streaming service thought Velvet Buzzsaw would cause the same frenzy across the internet. Sadly that was not the case.



Serenity is a hot mess. A mess that not even Mathew Mconaughey could fix. Or his ass, which is on full display for 2019s worst movie thus far.

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The follow up to 2000’s Unbreakable and 2016’s Split, Glass is a confused, convoluted mess of a conclusion to a trilogy that should have never happened.

The Upside

The Upside is what happens when Walter White hangs out with Kevin Hart. Something no one wants to see.

Escape Room

Bad acting, little to no character development and a thriller plot that has been done so many times before. Given it’s genre and PG-13 rating, every high school kid in your town will be out on dates trying to cuddle up to their s/o during this generic high-stakes fight-to-survive thriller.

Welcome To Marwen

Michael Scott has seen better days. Welcome to Marwen is a mess of a film. And something to be avoided in any situation.

Second Act

The new Jennifer Lopez rom-com is underwelming and extremely forgetable. As the years go by J-Lo gives us more and more terrible romantic comedies. Add Second Act to that list.

Ben Is Back

In Ben Is Back, Lucas Hedges does his old man a favor and stars in his lackluster tale of a family dealing with their son’s recovery from drug addiction.

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The Mule

Unfunny old man wise cracks, cocaine, and threesomes. Clint Eastwood successfully made the worst movie of the year with The Mule.

The Favourite

The Favourite is the latest overrated, swing for the fences Oscar film but comes off as boring, slightly disorienting, and mildly funny at best.